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白痴笑話 - Fingers
A man was working with an electric saw (1) when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quickly rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there told him, “Give me the fingers and Ill see what I can do.”
“But I dont have the fingers!”
“What! You dont have the fingers!?” said the doctor, “You should have brought them to me. We have all kinds of operations we could have done like micro-surgery and stuff. We could have put them back as good as new.”
“But Doc, I couldnt pick them up (2).”
<翻譯>
有一天，有個男子在使用電鋸時不小心把自己的十根手指鋸斷了。他急忙地跑去急診室，醫生見狀便跟他說：「快把你那些指頭那給我，我看看我應該如何幫你治療。」
「可是我沒有把我那些指頭帶來…」這名男子回答著。
「什麼！你沒有帶那些手指頭！？」醫生對他大叫著。「你應該把它們帶過來呀！。我們這裡有各種先進的手術，像是精密的顯微手術之類的。我們可以把你的手指頭很完好地接回去。」
「可是…醫生呀，我沒有辦法把它們撿起來呀！」
[ 此文章被softword在2005-02-26 14:38重新編輯 ]
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